To complete the Trail of the Sword, you must learn every Insult and Retort. There are a total of 10 Insult and Retort pairs that will ensure your success. While you will naturally collect them all as you fight through Mêlée Island, it can sometimes be challenging to remember which Retrot belongs to which Insult.
Even more challenging is matching Ribbsy’s unique list of Insults to a Retort in your arsenal.
Below is a list of every Insult and its corresponding Retort for typical fights and the Ribbsy fight.
Insults and Retorts
Below is a table of every Insult and its corresponding Retort:
| Insult | Retort |
|---|---|
| My deeds are spoken of worldwide! | Well, everyone loves a good joke. |
| My swordplay will amaze you! | Yeah - I'm amazed you've lasted this long. |
| Your not fit to lick my boots! | I'll be scraping you off mine shortly. |
| I've met pigs that are scarier than you! | Glad to hear you stay in touch with your parents. |
| No one has faced me and lived! | With breath that bad, I'm not surprised. |
| I'm here to take your life! | It's about time you got one. |
| I'll wipe the floor with you! | I hope you're better at cleaning than you are at fighting. |
| I'm the greatest fighter on the seas! | Too bad you met ME on dry land. |
| Need to catch your breath? | Only from laughing at you. |
| No-one has ever beaten me in combat! | Oh, so this IS your first time? |
Ribbsy Insults and Retorts
Below is a table of every Ribbsy Insult and its corresponding Retort:
| Insult | Retort |
|---|---|
| I'm welcome everywhere I go! | Well, everyone loves a good joke. |
| I'm an amazing fighter! | Yeah - I'm amazed you've lasted this long. |
| I'll give you a taste of my blade! | I'll be scraping you off mine shortly. |
| I've met useless wretches like you before! | Glad to hear you stay in touch with your parents. |
| People tremble whenever I speak! | With breath that bad, I'm not surprised. |
| Looking at you offends my sense of decency! | It's about time you got one. |
| This will be a good clean fight! | I hope you're better at cleaning than you are at fighting. |
| This fight is going swimmingly! | Too bad you met ME on dry land. |
| You're looking a little flushed! | Only from laughing at you |
| My blade is in perfect condition! | Oh, so this IS your first time? |
